RELEASE...

suddenly you start feeling that the operating system is conspiring against you. all the servers which were idle till yesterday, are suddenly working overtime and you hardly find a slot. all the scripts which were working till ystd, suddenly act in the weirdest way and play hide and seek games with you. the tools licenses will become a rarity and u will not relinquish the license which you would have WON recently. U will be asked for the status at the odd hours of the day, esp when it s the worst. the system will run anti-virus upgrade and slow it further. your last day of credit card bill payment will conincide with the release date. the clearcase elements wil be checked out by a person and u wont hv his contact details....the following wekend will be a postponed to the following weekend and your week will have 14days...your friend s marriage will be at the most critical day of the '14days long week' , i.e. Sunday... you will not be exposed to sunlight at any time of the day and you will traverse gates of ur workplace only when the sun is farthest in east or west...
Lets celeb the month of our 'project release' ;)