IF IT COULD WOULD HAVE BEEN !!!

Scene 1 : Outlook pops up an alert saying that "U got to attend another meeting" !!!
U pick up your note pad (which is similar to the common subject note-book of col days, where you write all possible comments/reviews/lesson learnt/Action Items/Open Items/Closed Items/Pending Items/Critical Issues/Escalated Issues/Follow up etc etc...)
Scene 2 : U enter a posh discussion room where u have carpet on the floor, polished wooden walls, mahogany tree table, with lots of wires coming out from center e.g. Backbone cable, LAN cable, X network, Y network, Projector cable, VoIP cable, telephone cable . With some initial rumbling, u finally decide which cable to insert in which socket, so as to get ready presentation. Call the off-shore/on-site guys thru VoIP and start the initial rounds of exchange of pleasantries.
Scene 3 : ....
.... "The parallel approach in the later design phase would mitigate the transitional risks and would be instrumental in achieving the visible time-phased projection of completion dates"........"The responsiveness of the issue should be systematized and synchronized with the organizational concepts"......."The integrated approach will give a balanced mobility within to team to give flexibility in handling contingency plans"......."The compatibility of the design is reciprocal of the .... " !!! ZzZzzzzZZZZZZZ......

guys, bikes and gals...

Do you see a connection between the three ?
Guys like bikes and gals too... Makes some sense. But is it true inversely ? To put it in words, do gals like bikes and hence guys who own bikes. Wat nonsense !!! I have never heard any gal saying she loves a guy because his bike is "drop dead gorgeous" !!!! And i guess everyone will agree to it. But is it a myth that is propagated far and wide.
Probably, this explains why most of the bike advertisements feature a bike , a guy and gal.
This is a common combination which I have been noticing in all the recent advertisements of all leading bike manufacturers.

Be it Bajaj 135 WIND which became famous for it 'HOODIBABA' adv, where a gal goes ga ga over a guy riding on a bike or of late Bajaj 135 XCD, where the sisters would be fighting for "bas ek pichali seat" or Hero Honda Passion Plus, where a gal driving SUV gets impressed by a guy riding a bike with "push button start", while his friends behind in the car are all surprised. Then I rem Suzuki ZEUS, where u again have a gal going mad for a guy for his bike riding skills... Not to forget Apache RTR commercial, though not completely girl-centric, but still had a feminine component present.

Huh !!! How deceptive these advertisments could be !!! Ask me !!!